I am currently sitting in a cafe. And there is the most annoying couple sitting next to me. The guy is such a stuck up ass - the kind you find here in Vienna like sand on the beach. Where sand is nice, listening to their conversation is like having exhaust fumes pumped into your brain - you get violently ill. Too bad you can´t faint due to excessively dull conversation.
What are people so stuck up here? I mean, its chronic. They have to speak LOUDLY, so that everyone has to HEAR how AMAZING THEY ARE.
"I was in London for 3 months. And I already know it like the inside of my backpocket"
oh yeah? Well, good for you you retarded genetically modified pea for a brain person. You should be planted in a field of cabbage.
And I think I am going to have to leave soon. I just can´t take this today. Besides, I forgot my sledgehammer.
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