Con Air

Memo to Ex-navy pilot Ted Striker:

re: virgin flight of Con Air or why Gitmo should remain open

your mission:
Evacutate all the current detainees or as we like to call them: who the hell are you? we locked you up but we forgot why.

rename Guantanamo to Cuba Libre SuperSpa (they´ll never guess. After all, as Cheney said: its clean and well-maintained. Just make sure the sign is positioned according to feng shui guidelines)

arrange pick up of all the CEO´s and senior staff members of all the banks. Especially those who received bonuses for excellence in conjuring up the economic shitstorm.
Please remember, Bernard Maddoff needs an extra pick up and some sort of de-tagging device.

herd into Citibank private jet (the new one they just ordered. Delivery expected within 24 hours)

Fly them out to Guantanamo.

Allow passengers to exit.

Send luggage to Milan.

plane leaves. Please - after mission accomplished - sell jet on ebay. Proceeds to be donated to the Baywatch society. A non-profit (much like the banks) organization. Their aim: tbd

crooks stay. Along with the hospitality committee.