Friday, January 23, 2009

The Man Who Wasn´t There and spent one-third of his time in office on vacation.....star of



"Dazed and Confused"









The non-stop loop screening these past eight years of this cunning form of psychological mindscrew has come to an end. Despite a decline in ticket sales back in 2004, 537 confused elderly voters allowed somebody to bring you a further four years up until this day (well, up until Monday)

New - all across the nation from the 20th - for a minimum run of four years:
The Man With Two Brains (working title: No Country for Old Men)

Sending off the old crew with a - don´t call us, we won´t call you either - let us put credit where credit is due to the unprecedented "how to fuck up a country in just 8 years, oh and pretty much screw up the rest of the world while we´re at it"

(The below Credit list courtesy of The Daily Show from January 19th, 2009 with a few adjustments courtesy of.....me)

Written and Directed by Karl Rove

Cast (in order of appearance)
Decider: George W. Bush

Actual President: Richard "Dick" Cheney

Mr. Cheney`s Attempt at Human Emotions supplied by Industrial Light and Robocop.
Outgoing Gala dinner wheelchair supplied by Wil E. Coyote.

Deciders Wife: Laura Bush

Deciders Actual Wife: Condoleeza Rice

Rich Uncle Pennybags:
Henry Paulson

The Supreme Court
John Roberts
Samuel Alito
Clarence Thomas
Antonin Scalia
Anthony Kennedy
William Rehnquist
Sandra Day O`Connor
and some other other people who don´t matter

Prop Master Gen. Colin Powell

EvilDoer: Osama Bin laden

Mr. Bin Laden´s Stand-In: Saddam Hussein

Guantanamo Detainees:
nobody anybody knows anything about ie uncredited performances

heckuva Job Doer: Mike Brown (whos that?)

Best Boy:
Gen. David Petraeus

Worst Boy: Richard Clarke (don´t know him either)

Iraq Location Team

Second Unit Director
Donald Rumsfeld

Location Scout
Paul Wolfowitz

Iraqi Extras Casting
Paul Bremer

Additional Material by Ahmad Chalabi

Abu Ghraid Sequences directed by Donald Rumsfeld
a few bad applies

Gunatanamo Bay Sequences directed by Dick Cheney
a few other bad applies

Unit Publicists
Sean hannity
Steve Doocy
Bill O`Reilly
Brian Kilmeade
Greta Van Susteren
Glenn Beck

Undercover CIA Agent
Valerie Palmer
oops, sorry forget we mentioned it

Scapegoat provided by I.Lewis Libby

Coalition of the Willing
England
Australia
Estonia
Lithuania
Slovakia
Tonga

Coalition of the Unwilling

Everybody else

Promotional Considerations paid by
Haliburton


Songs
I am the Decider
written by Karl Rove, performed by George W. Bush

Soundtrack available: inside your head for the rest of your life

Mr. Bush´s suits courtesy of Botany 5000

Mr. Cheney´s suits courtesy of the Filipino woman locked in his basement

Botched on location in
Washington, Iraq and New Orleans

Special Thanks to:
537 confused elderly voters in Florida

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