
"Dazed and Confused"
The non-stop loop screening these past eight years of this cunning form of psychological mindscrew has come to an end. Despite a decline in ticket sales back in 2004, 537 confused elderly voters allowed somebody to bring you a further four years up until this day (well, up until Monday)
New - all across the nation from the 20th - for a minimum run of four years:
The Man With Two Brains (working title: No Country for Old Men)
Sending off the old crew with a - don´t call us, we won´t call you either - let us put credit where credit is due to the unprecedented "how to fuck up a country in just 8 years, oh and pretty much screw up the rest of the world while we´re at it"
(The below Credit list courtesy of The Daily Show from January 19th, 2009 with a few adjustments courtesy of.....me)
Written and Directed by Karl Rove
Cast (in order of appearance)
Decider: George W. Bush
Actual President: Richard "Dick" Cheney
Mr. Cheney`s Attempt at Human Emotions supplied by Industrial Light and Robocop.
Outgoing Gala dinner wheelchair supplied by Wil E. Coyote.
Deciders Wife: Laura Bush
Deciders Actual Wife: Condoleeza Rice
Rich Uncle Pennybags: Henry Paulson
The Supreme Court
John Roberts
Samuel Alito
Clarence Thomas
Antonin Scalia
Anthony Kennedy
William Rehnquist
Sandra Day O`Connor
and some other other people who don´t matter
Prop Master Gen. Colin Powell
EvilDoer: Osama Bin laden
Mr. Bin Laden´s Stand-In: Saddam Hussein
Guantanamo Detainees:
nobody anybody knows anything about ie uncredited performances
heckuva Job Doer: Mike Brown (whos that?)
Best Boy: Gen. David Petraeus
Worst Boy: Richard Clarke (don´t know him either)
Iraq Location Team
Second Unit Director Donald Rumsfeld
Location Scout Paul Wolfowitz
Iraqi Extras Casting Paul Bremer
Additional Material by Ahmad Chalabi
Abu Ghraid Sequences directed by Donald Rumsfeld
a few bad applies
Gunatanamo Bay Sequences directed by Dick Cheney
a few other bad applies
Unit Publicists
Sean hannity
Steve Doocy
Bill O`Reilly
Brian Kilmeade
Greta Van Susteren
Glenn Beck
Undercover CIA Agent
Valerie Palmer
oops, sorry forget we mentioned it
Scapegoat provided by I.Lewis Libby
Coalition of the Willing
England
Australia
Estonia
Lithuania
Slovakia
Tonga
Coalition of the Unwilling
Everybody else
Promotional Considerations paid by
Haliburton
Songs
I am the Decider
written by Karl Rove, performed by George W. Bush
Soundtrack available: inside your head for the rest of your life
Mr. Bush´s suits courtesy of Botany 5000
Mr. Cheney´s suits courtesy of the Filipino woman locked in his basement
Botched on location in
Washington, Iraq and New Orleans
Special Thanks to:
537 confused elderly voters in Florida
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