Can we get Ironman in here to beat some sense into any Democrat voting against the Public Option?

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I forget what this is about, but since its Jon Stewart, it must be of critical importance

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49 seconds if you need a laugh right now.

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Time to throw the "guide to good manners" manual into the trash.

Ok. I was going to rant and rave - but a somewhat heartening headline I just caught in the NY Times made me change my mind:

Democrats seem set to go it alone on a Health Bill

(and because I actually do read the articles.......well, most of them) here's what it goes on to say:

"Given hardening Republican opposition to Congressional health care proposals, Democrats now say they see little chance of the minority’s cooperation in approving any overhaul, and are increasingly focused on drawing support for a final plan from within their own ranks."

Um, they only just noticed now? After weeks of, shall we say, intense opposition, the democrats always kept their decorum. Always polite and willing to try the bipartisan schtick. Meanwhile, the Republicans were laughing their asses off, clearly not intending, for even a second, to endorse anything.

Therefore, I say, enough of if-you-practice-good-manners-people-will-be-nice-to-you-and-listen. Because they aren´t listening. Nor are they nice. Oh, and in case you hadn't noticed - in the headline - "the minority's cooperation"........that must mean....oops.......you guys have the majority.

Me? I say its time for the gloves to come off. Its time to place the punch where it counts against these greedy, lying, conniving, self-righteous, hypocritical, racist bastards. And I am not talking about the poor schmucks who fall for these glcshrb forces (personally, either they are from another planet or I am, because honestly, there aren´t even words in any language to describe these cretins. )

Take, for example, the lovely words "ludicrous" or "outrageous". Do these terms do justice to the concocted piece of bull Palin put out there? "Death Panel"? And all those other absurdities, infused into the herd via Fox drip, Limbaugh drip, the so-far-right-wing-they-must-have-fallen-off-some-cliff-and-broken-their-brains conservative drips? "Birthers" ? "Deathers" ? "Tea baggers"? (very unfortunate choice there, which proves my point - they speak dingbatwhat?blish)

Next, the "flaters" will rise from the swamp of insanity, stating with a smug certainty, the world is really flat, and Obama is only propagating roundness because his name starts with an "O".

So - yeah - a loud firm YES WE WILL to the glcshrbs (pronouced: glish-herbs), who don´t know the meaning of the word "reason". Otherwise, this country is going to end up in the dumpster.

(ok, I did rant......just a bit). Please enjoy your daily dish of Jon Stewart, who, I am certain, would agree with me. Possibly. Maybe.

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Using stupid people to scare other stupid people

"The hole they stitched up in Glenn Beck´s ass hasn´t healed enough for him to stop talking out of it"

Glenn Beck is the classic fat kid who was bullied during recess. And now he is on the permanent revenge tour. Did he ever see "Woodcock"?

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See, I told you to have a live feed to Jon Stewart

Ok - the week's crazy in 6 min 35 seconds:

- we got armed civilians at the Presidential Town Hall on offer
- we got "Obama winks"
- hey, even kids were allowed to ask questions (what is this country coming to??)
- our most gifted orator kinda talks himself into a corner
- Fox news will only cut live to meeting if there is yelling
- and all the people who lost their shit at their town halls got to show their mugs on Fox news as experts on health care
- and yes, the world is flat 'cause some of the fringe is seriously going full speed toward the edge. And wants to take down the rest of us with them.

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Mind-reading Obama - "yes, I can.....keep a straight face while listening to completely insane questions"

I wonder what Obama really thought during his health care Q&A sessions, while listening to the Phantasmata and generally mentally feeble folk.
(Instructions: please read the "lets-scare-the-elderly-folks-by-making-up-ludicrous-allegations-rightwing-whackjob-induced" questions on red banner within screen shot - POTUS zen below)

"ok, I can do this. Yes, I can."

"am I in the right supermarket?"

"Is Hillary here? Maybe she can take this question......"

next question:

"I can do this."

"when's that beer summit?......"

"Really? You heard that? Have you heard about our cash for clunkers program? "

"damn. I should have said that. But I didn´t. Jon is going to be upset. "

for entire epidose:
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PS: President Obama: I have a simple question....non-health care related: how were you able to keep a straight face? May I suggest having a live feed to Jon Stewart at your next townhall Q&A? He always has real good answers. Not that you don´t......but well, sometimes, maybe, you should be a bit more emphatic? Dunno.....just a suggestion. Or get Rahm Emanuel out there. Then everyone can blame him.