also on the list of to dos (this is only the local stuff - the rest of the world´s problems further down, so keep reading please Mr. Gallant) :
Rev. Rick Warren (the guy who compares gays to pedophiles and thinks women are nazis if they are pro-choice - yep, coming right up at your inauguration. Some people are just a little bit pissed off about this)
Roland Burris (the guy the guy with the Bob´s Big Boy hair do nominated as your senate replacement)
B.Rod (who thinks you are a Fothermucker.......or something like that)
The Dynamic Duo (Bush&Cheney - you aren´t going to let them get away with that heaping steaming pile of poo they´ve left you......are you?)
Gitmo (I´ve heard from my Australian friends they´re not really into the "welcoming convicts with open arms" thing especially if they aren´t proper convicts)
health care ('nuff said. Likes to be overlooked since its been on the to do list for, like, centuries)
the still sloppy leftovers wreckage of Katrina and Ike
Auto bailout (yeah, unfortunately, even the excessive use of SUV convoy travel in all those Ridley Scott, Bond and Bourne movies didn´t help them driving themselves off the cliff)
Bank bailout (don´t give them the rest of the money!!)
Steel Industry (thats quite new - whats this I heard - they need about a gazillion $$$ as well to keep from crashing?)
oh, and all that foreign policy stuff (incase you forgot, the world has high expectations too.......if they had voted, you´d have got 98,3%....)
The Gaza conflict (yeah, Bush already said he´s going to leave that to you. His lame duckness has turned into total recall)
Mugabe (yeah, you better do something about Mugabe because nobody else is)
Afghanistan (please, look back at history - no one has succeeded there.....be careful)
Irak (um......yeah.....)
Global warming
But hey, you are the Awesome O. I have faith in you. Really. Its true.
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