17 days to go Mr. Gallant

also on the list of to dos (this is only the local stuff - the rest of the world´s problems further down, so keep reading please Mr. Gallant) :

Rev. Rick Warren (the guy who compares gays to pedophiles and thinks women are nazis if they are pro-choice - yep, coming right up at your inauguration. Some people are just a little bit pissed off about this, even if you look good without a shirt)
Roland Burris (the guy the guy with the Bob´s Big Boy hair do nominated as your senate replacement. He sounds nice enough, but well, I`ve heard he´s a bit of a loser.)
B.Rod (who thinks you are a Fothermucker.......or something like that)
Partners in Crime (Bush&Cheney - you aren´t going to let them get away with that heaping steaming pile of poo they´ve left you......are you?)
Gitmo (I´ve heard from my Australian friends they´re not really into the "welcoming convicts with open arms" thing especially if they aren´t proper convicts)
health care ('nuff said. Tends to be overlooked since its been on the to do list for, like, centuries)
the still sloppy leftovers wreckage of Katrina and Ike
Auto bailout (yeah, unfortunately, even the excessive use of SUV convoy travel in all those Ridley Scott, Bond and Bourne movies didn´t help them driving themselves off the cliff)
Bank bailout (don´t give them the rest of the money!!)
Steel Industry (breaking news - they need about a gazillion $$$ as well to keep from crashing?)

oh, and all that foreign policy stuff (in case you forgot, the world has high expectations too.......if they had voted, you´d have got 98,3%....no pressure....just sayin'...)
The Gaza conflict (yeah, Bush already said he´s going to leave that to you. His lame duckness has turned into total recall)
Mugabe (yeah, you better do something about Mugabe because nobody else is. My suggestion: drop Bush, Cheney and Mugabe at the North Pole. I hear the still few remaining polar bears are especially friendly this time of year)
Afghanistan (please, look back at recent history - no one has succeeded there. The Russians spent ten years there, lost almost 14,000 men and were completely unsuccessful.....please be careful and maybe consider some other options)
Irak (um......yeah.....)
Global warming

and that isn´t all.....theres Russia, Pakistan, Iran, India and about 106 more countries. Thank God you have Hillary!



Hey, you are the Awesome O. I have faith in you. Really. Its true.