1. Is that your real name?
2. describe what you mean by casual attire.
3. Who cuts your hair?
4. Do you use shampoo?
5. How many languages do you speak?
6. are you an only child?
7. what are your feelings on the smoking ban?
8. have you ever used drugs?
9. do you believe in sideburns?
10. do you have a trust fund?
And why you are asking
1.
despite what Juliet said – there is something to a name. Besides, you have to google the person.
2.
Well, believe it or not, there are more ways than one to interpret “casual”. Ask for pictures.
3.
yes, there are guys out there who cut their own hair. And well, it can get scary. Especially if they´re from Australia. Still kinda rugged down there…….and have a primitive chimp-like suspicion to anything remotely gay.
4.
Yes, its been known that some guys think washing their hair means getting it wet only. Doesn´t count. Ask him to name some brands. If he uses head and shoulders, there might be a dandruff issue.
5.
Some can´t speak any language so check the spelling. It bodes ill if rudimentary linguistic skills are missing. And it means the guy will be big on grunting and low on speaking. And if that’s the case – then, well, you won´t get much satisfaction when arguing.
6.
because only children tend to be greedy. And that will reflect on his spending willingness for birthday, anniversary, Christmas presents. Well, unless you´re happy with a gift certificate from Spendless Shoes. And his idea of a romantic candlelight dinner is that he doesn´t even know what that means.
7.
you don´t want a self-effacing sanctimonious borderline evangelical twat do you?
8.
I´m a bit on the fence on this one. While I am not against the odd recreational drug user, it can get a bit hairy if the guy spends all your hard-earned cash supporting his drug habit. Its been known to happen. Ask for a hair sample.
9.
because sideburns are cool.
10.
You might be looking at some jail time here. Not for yourself, for your friend. Especially if the trust fund is set up in Liechtenstein.
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